Ye Scourge of La French Murders Bin Laden

Author: RideroftheApocalypse

Date: May 22, 2003

OMG! It Bin Laden! RUN FOR YO LIIIIIIIIVES! *ahem* Back to story.
My goodness, it is hot today. Even for the desert, it feels as if Allah is cursing our world with searing heat.
What in the name of the prophet Mohammed are you?
SHADDUP! MOHAMMED IS MAH BITCH!!!! I am the Crighton, scourge of the French and all around good guy!!!
Oooh, my....what blood.....O_O