Crighton finally takes office and messes with missile system

Author: RideroftheApocalypse

Date: May 22, 2003

My subjects!!!! I have taken the throne at Satan's last command!!!
HOORAY! WE ARE SAVED!!!
Now, please, I have lots of work to be doing.
Of course, master.
CRIGHTON HAS FIRED AT A RANDOM TARGET! TAKE CUVA!!
Whats this...? Eh, look, a missile guidance and firing system!! Neato....Lesse.....Oops! Damn! I targeted a random place! Oh well.