A Penguin, a Handgun-Wielding Ailen...and Cthulhu?

Author: RideroftheApocalypse

Date: May 24, 2003

Alrighty bitch, dis thing is on Ailen Exterminator, now shaddup or I'll have to blow you'se away.
Silence, creature! Your foul threats do not move me!
SHUT YO FACE! *unloads whole clip*
Arrrrrrrrrrgh! I have been beaten!!!!
What the hell!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
I am Cthulhu!!! Fear my powers!