God, I swear to drunk I'm not an officer! Or something.

Author: RideroftheApocalypse

Date: June 12, 2003

Aint he a momma's boy.
Squirrely whirly! Dont hit a poor granny! EEEEEEEEK!
Mother! What happened!? NO! RABID SQUIRREL! AAAAAGH!
Madam, I have an accusation from a squirrel, saying you violated Rule Three Point One Four, illegal prostitution. The fine is $400, a box of Krispy Kremes, or a night with me.
Officer, I swear to drunk I am not God! AAAH!
Damn straight you aint God!
I NEVER DID ANYTHING!!! HELP ME!