Help! The cops are cigarettes and owl lawyers say Aflac!

Author: RideroftheApocalypse

Date: June 12, 2003

I'm sorry to do this madam, but duty calls...
Sir, I'm married...to... Charles...
I'll try to give you a light sentence madam...
Eeeeeeeew!!!!
AFLAC!
Please move...you...owl lawyer! I have a lawbreaker to turn in!