Crazy Aflac Duck and the New Mulzaney!

Author: RideroftheApocalypse

Date: June 12, 2003

Tell me more, Mr Duck...
My only buddy left me! He was a cool squirrel who I helped capture that prostitute! I GET NO RECOGNITION! I'M DAFFY DUCK AND HE'S BUGS BUNNY FOR CHRISTS SAKE! I'M FORGOTTEN, DAMNIT! FORGOTTEEEEEEN!
......Right, we'll call you...
ITS A FUCKING CONSPIRACY!!!! ITS ALWAYS THE BIRDS THAT ARE LOOKED OVER! TAKE DAFFY DUCK! AND ME! THE AFLAC DUCK! CONSPIRACYYYYYYY!
Next....
THIS IS A HOLDUP.