My name is Patrick Mulzaney. This is the story of my childhood. I was a very mean kid. I brought weapons and porno books to school...Thats me, down below.
My lord, that is the ugliest naked chick I have EVER seen!
I repeatedly got in trouble and I was once jailed.
Get the hell out of here.
Arrr! Thems be fightin words! Draw your weapon, scurvy dog!
I went nuts and was put into exile for a couple of years....