Chapter 4: Patrick as a Military Tactician

Author: RideroftheApocalypse

Date: June 12, 2003

I then decided that being a fighting instructor was boring. I needed chaos, destruction, stuff like that. So I became a Military Tactician.
Apocalypse weapon armed...and ready. Target coordinates?
Hmmm...Target is US Military HQ.
Uploading target coordinates...Time to target is T minus 4 seconds...wait a moment! THIS IS THE US MILITARY HQ!
Betrayal is good...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!