After being fired as a military tactician, I couldnt get another job again. So I applied for contests and crap to get money.
We're sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected. Next time, use 1-800-Collect instead of AT&T. Idiot.
Dude like buy ice cream at Krispy Kremes and get 1 bajillion thousand dollerz! OMGWTFLOL!
Name...Patrick Mulzaney...Age..23 years...preferred coffee....decaffinated... still a virgin...YES! MY ENTRY FOR THE "WORLD READS YOUR LIFE" IS COMPLETED!
I'm the mailman! NYAH! GIMME DA MAIL SO I CAN SUBMITS IT!1!11!1!1!1
