Domestic Dramamine

Author: Riotmoon

Date: November 17, 2002

by Riotmoon
11-17-02
Another day in an average house in Fistfuck, NC
Hi son! How are things at school?
Fuck you dad. Shut the fuck up and pass me that box of "Ding Dongs." I need a suppository
Son, I really hate it when you talk to me like that. Remember what happened to you last time you did it?
Yeah. You made me face the garage wall and drove your old Buick up my rectum.
You don't want me to do that again, do you?
Nahh. But I think they keys are coming out now.