The Soothing Sound of a Sawblade Splitting Your Cranium

Author: Riotmoon

Date: November 22, 2002

by Riotmoon
11-22-02
Meanwhile, in a corner of a dumpster behind your 7-11
So, how was your weekend?
Terrible! I told my boyfriend he had a thumb dick after he complained about going down on me.
That's fucked up. What'd he say to that?
He hacked up a hairball at me and told me to do something useful with my massive bush, like sculpt it into a topiary animal.
I've seen that thing, hon. It looks like you're holding a midget with an afro between your legs.
You're all against me. Dumb booger heads.