The Kind of Pirate Comics That Make You Gay

Author: Riotmoon

Date: November 22, 2002

by Riotmoon
11-22-02
Mr. Pirate is, this your penis?
Arrr, me matey! Shiver me timbers if it ain't my little donger! Where you find it?
Oh, you threw it against the window of the Foodlion to see if it would crawl down the window.
ARR! Aye, now I remember it. I was damn disappointed that it wouldn't talk to me.
. . .sir, you understand the difference between "penis" and "Parrot," right?