The Dark Secrets of Fast Food Mascots

Author: Riotmoon

Date: March 8, 2003

by Riotmoon
3-08-03
You know Dad, for a long time I've felt like we're different from most families.
How so, son?
Well, there is the whole thing of me being a one-eyed alien and you being and owl in a suit. And my never knowing who my mom is.
*sighs* Well son, I never wanted to tell you this but I gave birth to you myself. Asexual Budding.
"Asexual Budding?" THAT'S the joke?
Yep.