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Continuing our totally unsuccessful series of "man on the street" interviews
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| You know, people are crying out for new forms of tittaltion and I think I finally found out what they want. . .ANAL ANT PORN! | |
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| I jerked off until my arm fell off. . .then i JERKED IT SOME MORE. | |
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| I want to get a perm and sculpt it in a silhouette of Tom Jones | |
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| I myself want to fire rubber darts out of my ass. People tend to be intimidated by green elves shooting out rectal darts of evil. | |
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| Mom packs my lunch with a Thermos full of chese, a spnge and about 2 kilos of pure Brazilian cocaine. Naptime's a bitch but the cheese is good. | |
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| . . .my life's just not complete unless I have the biggest longest tongue in a lizard orgy. It's just missing something otherwise. | |
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