Real Tales Of Successful Deodorant Application

Author: Riotmoon

Date: March 8, 2003

by Riotmoon
3-08-03
Continuing our totally unsuccessful series of "man on the street" interviews
You know, people are crying out for new forms of tittaltion and I think I finally found out what they want. . .ANAL ANT PORN!
I jerked off until my arm fell off. . .then i JERKED IT SOME MORE.
I want to get a perm and sculpt it in a silhouette of Tom Jones
I myself want to fire rubber darts out of my ass. People tend to be intimidated by green elves shooting out rectal darts of evil.
Mom packs my lunch with a Thermos full of chese, a spnge and about 2 kilos of pure Brazilian cocaine. Naptime's a bitch but the cheese is good.
. . .my life's just not complete unless I have the biggest longest tongue in a lizard orgy. It's just missing something otherwise.