Macadamia, Gazeebo, Bulbous Bouffant

Author: Riotmoon

Date: July 18, 2003

by Riotmoon
7-18-03
I apologize for this one it's stupid puerile and obvious. You know--just like all my OTHER strips.
. . .so basically that's my pitch. I get you drunk, then invade all your orifices while singing the theme song to "Rescue Rangers"
Well it's an intriguing off but . . .well, does it hurt?
Sorta. Kinda like being inavded by a big fluffy dildo that squirms.
Fuzzy squirmy dildo? Say! That IS tempting! Aren't you going to I dunno, take me out to dinner first?
Dinner? I'm a fucking Squirrel! What kinda income do you think I pull in *Sighs* Sure lady, you can snack on my nuts.
Well, OK then. I love nuts, you know. Are they salty?