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| I'd have never made it through my high school years without your guidance, Fergie Hamnuts. I never knew an alcholic retard could have such wisdom and lessons about life. | |
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| . . .I have a monkey in my head. Sometimes it explodes. | |
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| I mean, take that time my prom date tried to force himself on me. I took your advice, yelled "FUUUUCKMONKEY!" and peed all over him. And it WORKED. | |
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| . . .When I take a shit I flush real quick. Otherwise the Turd Burgulars will steal it. | |
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| And when you said to eat a lot chili peppers the night before and wipe my ass with my SAT form? If I hadn't done that, hell, I might not be in this insane asylum with you. | |
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| . . .I likes to wear a veil around my butthole like the Muz-Lems do. | |
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