You Always KNEW Your Parents Did It . . .

Author: Riotmoon

Date: October 4, 2001

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
A typical day in Fistfuck, NC:
HEY! Check out my stylin' new jakcet! I look so fucking good, I make your mother wet.
BullSHIT, man. . .that jacket only makes you look even gayer than usual. . .and your mom was with ME last night, you vegetable homo.
Bullshit! My mom was with Cthulu last night. . .and I'm not a fag . . .I just like the occasional cucumber in my asshole.
Fucktard, do I have to spell it out for you?
Goddamnit. . .Mom just can't keep her hands off of the fucking Ancient Demon Gods. Fucking whore.
I AM Cthulu. . .you hollow-brained cucumber fucker.