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A typical day in Fistfuck, NC:
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| HEY! Check out my stylin' new jakcet! I look so fucking good, I make your mother wet. | |
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| BullSHIT, man. . .that jacket only makes you look even gayer than usual. . .and your mom was with ME last night, you vegetable homo. | |
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| Bullshit! My mom was with Cthulu last night. . .and I'm not a fag . . .I just like the occasional cucumber in my asshole. | |
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| Fucktard, do I have to spell it out for you? | |
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| Goddamnit. . .Mom just can't keep her hands off of the fucking Ancient Demon Gods. Fucking whore. | |
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| I AM Cthulu. . .you hollow-brained cucumber fucker. | |
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