War! HOOOOOAH! YEAH! What Is It Good For? Absolutely Nuttin'

Author: Riotmoon

Date: October 4, 2001

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
On maneuvers outside of Fistfuck, NC . . .
Stay close men! The enemy could be anywhere!
Uhm, who IS the enemy, anyway?
Uhm. . .I thought you knew.
Fuck if I know, man. I just joined up because I could be gay and carry a gun. I've seen so many asses I dunno which ones to fuck and which ones to pop a cap in.
Jesus Christ, Ted, I really wish you'd keep that shit to yourself.
Hey, FUCK YOU, Eddie, or was that someone else's dick in my ass last night?