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Saturday Night in the town of Fistfuck, NC. . .and Shit-stain the Happy Squirrel is trying to get his groove on
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| Hi! I'm JUST drunk enough to think your doughy tired ass is sexy. . .wanna go someplace private and let me root around in your various orifices? | |
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| You know. . .I haven't had a rodent in my ass since the prayer breakfast last Sunday, but . . .nahh. . .I promised my husband I'd let him see if he didn't drop his keys down my vagina last Thursday. | |
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| Hi, Bulbous Head Evil Eyed Woman. . .ever made it with a muff-diver hairier than your own muff? | |
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| Fuck off, squirrel-shit. I'm goin' home with Cthulu tonight! He's a demon god who knows how to treat a woman right! | |
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| Hey, Shit-stain. . .heard you were looking for an ass to crawl into tonight . . .here, climb in! | |
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| *sighs* Well, I WAS holding out for a woman. . .but fuck it, I'm too drunk to care. | |
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