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Have you ever wanted to know the origin of the not-popular-at-all-really pirate and king of all sea hookers Captain Gruntass? No? Then this comic probably isn't for you.
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| ARR! I'm on the bandwagon! | |
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| . . .and I'm on the game! | |
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It all started innocently enough when Jocephus Gruntass caught an ad singing the praises of the Filet-O-Fish and had what most imbeciles call a "Religious Awakening"
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| It's a good time. . .for the great taste . . . | |
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| Oh my GOD! It's a FISH I can eat like a BURGER! I think . . .I think I'm gonna COME! | |
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This of course immediately set him on course to become a pirate and run a floating whorehouse, which is really amazing when you think about it. Most folks who eat Filet-O-Fish just get the runs
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| ARR! Ye be shaking it like a Polaroid picture, me hearty! | |
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