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Sometimes, the only way to get over is to see what successful people have done and copy them unmercifully. I wouldn't have beleived it either if I hadn't made it up right now.
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| I wanna be a famous architect one day. How can I make my mark on the world of architecture? | |
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| When you hear the phrase "erect nipples," build a house in the shape of a giant titty. FOR GOD. | |
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| I wanna be a doctor. How can I leave my mark on the world of medicine? | |
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| Touch me in the morning. Then . . .JUST WALK AWAY, MOTHER. | |
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| I want to teach the world how to laugh again. How can I make my mark on the world of laughter? | |
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| Tell funnier jokes. And don't threaten to hang people and put a fork in their ass. But mostly the "funnier jokes" thing. | |
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