Comedy As Safe As Urinating In A Dark Blue Suit

Author: Riotmoon

Date: December 5, 2006

by Riotmoon
12-05-06
. . .And I think that's why I haven't gotten any for . . .Jesus, two whole months now.
Yeah, she really sounds like a hateful cockblocking shrew, but it's good to know Mom's doing all right now that I moved into the tree outside.
I mean, she DID bake me these delcious muffins, but I have to admit. . .I'm still depressed. And severely constipated.
If I were to let you pull my finger right now, would it help you any.
. . .no, man. Not really.
I figured as much.