Psychiatry--It's Pretty Much Bullshit

Author: Riotmoon

Date: December 5, 2006

by Riotmoon
12-05-06
Ever since he'd gotten really into "Star Trek" and swallowed a Mortal Kombat CD, Dr. Edgar Edgarovitch's psychiatric advice was, at best, suspect and maybe a little insane.
So yeah, Doc, I've been feeling like blowing my brains out pretty much all the time lately . . .
OOOHH CHINESE NINJA WARRIOR! WITH YOUR HEART SO COOOLD!
. . .and, well, I feel like if something doesn't change soon I'm probably gonna kill myself or someone else!
I'M SONYA BLADE, LUSCIOUS PRETTY THING! I'LL GET YOU WITH MY SONIC RINGS!
. . .so yeah, what I really want to know is how can I make him suffer even more rather than just tell him what's wrong?
SO CLEAN! HE'S ALL DRESSED IN WHITE!! THE WARRIOR WITH THE ENDLESS FIGHT!