Cocky-Doodie

Author: Riotmoon

Date: October 4, 2001

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
It's a balmy Friday afternoon in Fistfuck, NC and as always, things is goin' down . . .
Hiya, Stinky Hammerhead! What's shakin'? Besides me, anyways. . .
Can't talk right now, God of Booze. I'm experimenting with a new remedy for constipation.
It looks like you;re hammering nails into your head. Then again, I AM so drunk I'm seeing elves march out of my nostrils.
Nahh. . .you must be a little sober. . .I AM hammering nails into my head. . .ahhh yeah. . .I love peeing on myself. . .it's almost maternal warmth. . .
You just pissed yourself? So did I! Don;t ya love that relaxation and the feeling of warmth?
Yup, and I just triggered the "shit" lobe of my brain. Hot chcolate here I come. . .and there it goes. . .I feel warm. And like I have a pound of brownies in my undies.