Tell The Skipper To Go Get His Own Goddamn Coconuts

Author: Riotmoon

Date: December 5, 2006

by Riotmoon
12-05-06
It was Day 90. By then, well sick of each other's company, they began to talk about stupid TV shows they loved.
. . .and yeah, between the car, Michael, and Devon, I always felt like there was some weird gay love triangle going on there.
That's fucked up, man. I thought the same thing about Airwolf. I'd think of Borgnine trying to fuck a helicopter and barf like a chicken.
. . .Man, I really hate being stuck on this island with you.
I know. So do I.
Anyways . . .how DO you fuck a helicopter?
With gusto, mad daddy. WITH FUCKING GUSTO.