Y'know What I Hate?

Author: Riotmoon

Date: October 4, 2001

by Riotmoon
10-04-01
Answering the deeper questions of life. . .
You know what I hate? I hate it when you're walking in the park and a leprechaun pisses on your leg and runs away laughing.
Ah hates that shit tew, pardner!
You know what I hate? Finding out you were secretly posing as your imaginary friend and going into the imaginary porno business.
Golly mister! I hate that gosh-darned fucking shit too!
You know what I hate? Morning tentacle wood when you have to piss.
I hate that crap myself, man. . .got any loose feces I can root around in?