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HAY GUYS--Captain Gruntass is totally all up in your area doing the funny shit!
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| ARR Missy, it's 4:00!. I have no fucking clue what I should be doing right now. But I know it's something important. | |
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| I'm afraid I really can't help you Cap'm--I'm the hot-bodied mogoloid chick you brought on board to cater to the burgeoning retard clientele. | |
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| ARR! I remember ye now, met at the Christmas Party! | |
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| Yes we did, sir! And I remember how you hated my childlike innocence and my tendency to wiggle and babble. | |
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| ARR! Yes, I do hate that something fierce. Would ye like to hear my rendition of "Brandy," now? | |
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| I'd really rather you didn't, sir, lest I vomit out my ass. | |
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