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And now, rather than bore you with incisive truths disguised as surreal humour, I make up some shit.
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| If you die on "Sabado Gigante" YOU DIE FOR REAL! | |
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| Moldy bread TOTALLY tastes like clown penis! | |
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| JESUS: He's totally faking you out, man! | |
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| This one time, I got fucked in the ass and I SWEAR--it sounded like a slide whistle. | |
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| Those voices in your head urging you to kill everyone? It's Mom and Dad, and they only want what's best for you. | |
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| NOBODY EVER WINS AT "ONE AWAY!" | |
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