TRUCK NOT MUNKY

Author: Riotmoon

Date: December 10, 2006

by Riotmoon
12-10-06
I never have anything nice to say about cowboys.
I love drinking.
Me too, man. I totally think drinking makes me a better person.
I like how it frees my inhibitions, so I have have sex with my horse, Smegma. She's right here. Say hello, Smegma.
Dude, that's just an empty saddle you're carrying. There's no horse there, much less anything to actually fuck.
Oh, so the fact that I'm drinking with a flying talking bee is plausible, but me having a sexual relationship with my invisible horse (Smegma) is all wrong?
You want normailty, take your silly ass to "Hooters," fuck-knuckles.