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Somehow, this might be more random than the one where I did dialogue by randomly flipping channels.
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| You know what I always wanted to see? I always wanted to see that big wheel come off and roll through the audience, killing everyone whilst making that DOOT! DOOT! DOOT! sound | |
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| I always wanted to see someone get killed with a Plinko chip. Barker can throw those fuckers like a Ninja, y'know. | |
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| I once saw him cut some woman's throat when she fucked up the Shell Game. | |
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| I remember that--and he used the shell to smother her screams. I wanked it to that episode. | |
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| What I can't figure out is why everyone on the show is old, fat, a soldier, or a college girl with huge tits. | |
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| I've always wondered why you see that as a problem, my son. | |
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