Looking For The Man On The Street--So I Can Run Him Over

Author: Riotmoon

Date: December 14, 2006

by Riotmoon
12-14-06
And now we take a break to get in touch with the concerns of the average joe. (NOTE: None of these people are named "Joe.")
I LOVE REGIS, BUT I *HATE* KELLY! GRAAAAAAHHH!
I hate it when people refer to these things on my chest as "Weebles."
I wonder sometimes if I can get a yeast infection from mastrubating with French bread.
I think committing suicide should be punishble by death. Oh, that'll show 'em.
I think I'm in love with Judge Reinhold. Yeah, THAT way.
HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT! A Ninja just installed a telephone!