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In a world where truth is elusive . . .
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| When I fart, earthquakes rock southern Saigon! | |
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| When I urinate, it burns. | |
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In a world where one man's honesty is another man's lie . . .
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| Once I stuck my finger up my ass and rooted around. I kinda liked it. Finger smelled like shit, tho. Wonder why? | |
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| When I take a shit, I bleed. | |
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We have. . .these two guys.
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| I collect porno fiction involving Regis Philbin fucking Kelly Ripa in the ass on live TV. | |
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| I haven;t had an erection since the Ford Administration. | |
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