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Dave Mustaine. Leader of Megadeth, highly regarded guitarist, and "that crybaby who was in metallica before they got famous." These days, he's considered a legend, BUT . . .
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| OHHHH III CAN'T PUNCH HARD ENUFFF, AND IIIIIIIII CAN'T KICK HYEEEEE ENUFFF. . . | |
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Did you ever wonder just HOW a young man from . . .someplace . . .became the leader of the most ass-kickinest metal band ever? Well, it all started back in grade school:
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| Hey, man! That was my"Clash of the Titans" lunchbox you just smashed! | |
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| YEAH! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, FAGGIT! HAW HAW! | |
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As is often the case, when we are at our lowest, inspiration shows us the way . . .
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| My . . .my lunchbox . . .*SOB!* Oh, Perseus . . .you were the only one who ever *understood* me . . .what *sniff* . . .what . . .what am I gonna do now? | |
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| AVENGE ME, DAVE! AVENGE ME WITH THE FERCIOUS POWER OF SNARLING METAL AND FEROCIOUS GUITAR SOLOS! | |
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