Time Biscut Man in "Battle For The Planet Of The Anus"

Author: Riotmoon

Date: January 1, 2002

by Riotmoon
1-01-02
We join TIME BISCUT MAN locked in mortal combat with his hated foe
So, Doctor Fastasskopp, we meet again for the first time. I, TIME BISCUT MAN will dispatch you with my powers of bending time stupidly.
Yer tail light's out, I'm gonna have to write ya a ticket and anally rape ya on the hood of my squad car
Suddenly . . .
TIIIIIME. . .BISSSSCUT. . .TWISSTER!
Sucess! Time has been restored and Dr. Fatasskopp has never existed! I wonder if the time twister had any other effects?
APE KILL APE! APE KILL APE! APE KILL APE!