Homo-cide: Life in Retreat

Author: Riotmoon

Date: January 30, 2002

by Riotmoon
1-30-02
I'm here to question you. What do you know about the disappearance of Big Mac and Mayor McCheese?
I ate 'em and washed them down with a fifth of gin!
Yes, the cop with the hamburger head and the mayor with a cheeseburger head. Purple sash. . .seen 'em?
I called them home, my son. They were helpless against the Hamburgler's crime wave.
No, goddaammit, not the purple guy! That's Grimace. . .the other two guys!
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!