Misadventures at E3: pt 10

Author: Roadhouse

Date: May 7, 2001

by Roadhouse
5-07-01
Well, now that we've got that settled...why don't one of you boys get over here and "tickle my fancy", if you catch my drift! I need your young love...
I'm so fucking wasted I can't even get it up. Smed, can you hold my legs behind my head while one of these boys gives me a rimjob?
WOAH! Hold up! There'll be none of that here. The molestation rules say you two must force yourselves upon these unwitting juveniles.
Jesus Christ, how am I supposed to do that? I'm as flaccid as blown tire!
We could crush up some Viagra and snort it like that time we got bombed at DragonCon!