Snowmanica #1: Mr. Snowman Meets Mr. Satan by RoboticParanoia5-17-03 Mr. Snowman Meets Mr. Satan Hey! It's Satan! Maybe I should get an interview with him! Yummy! Food for my minions! Hello, Mr. Satan, how is the weather in your part of the world? Hot, of course my dear. I'm in hell! Erm...I hate these awkward silences... Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint, forever in debt for you priceless advice!
Snowmanica #1: Corrected Version by RoboticParanoia5-17-03 Mr. Snowman meets Mr. Satan Hey! It's Mr. Satan! Hmm...more food for my minions... Hey, Mr. Satan! How's the weather in your part of the world? Hot of course. I live in Hell. Unless you don't believe in hell. Then I'm in your head. I hate these awkward silences... If you want a revolution, well you know, we all want to change the world...*god I love this song...*
Nothing by RoboticParanoia5-17-03 Wow! Where did I go? And where the hell am I? Hmm...I wonder wherever I am, that they have Gelato...
Snowmanica #2: Insecurities by RoboticParanoia5-17-03 Mr. Snowman meets Ugly Asian Default Girl. Hey look! It's Ugly Asian Default Girl! Hey! Can I get a word with you!? SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF FUNT! I HATE YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET AWAY, PERVERT! I WILL NOT SHOW YOU MY FLOWER! Mr. Snowman is confused. Wait wait, wait a second. I didn't ask you anything. Yet. WHAT!? YOU WANT TO DO WHAT WITH MY PUSSY!? WHAT!? I DON'T HAVE A CAT! And thus, Mr. Snowman left. Uhh...I'm just going to slide over here now... WHAT THE HELL IS A DICK!? AND WHY DO YOU WANT ME IN THE SHOWER?
PC by RoboticParanoia5-18-03 And in business news, McDonald's Inc. went bankrupt after a bunch of idi-I mean fa- I mean obese people...NO! DON'T ARREST ME! NO! This is the police. This program is officially non politically correct. People can have thier feeling's hurt. Time to get back to your regular schenduled PC drivel. What the hell? I want news, not someone telling me that everyone's equal and that we're scum of the universe.
Snowmanica #3: Cameo Role by RoboticParanoia5-18-03 Hey, it's Gabe from Penny Arcade! How are you in this fine wonderful day? I hope this isn't another cardboard cut out.
The George W. Bush Cycle by RoboticParanoia5-18-03 The cycle may look broken for a while... Damn, I got too close to the fire...time to cast Life 2... Then it starts back up again. I think the President is a warmongerer idiot, Oprah!
The Wacky Adventures of Me #1: Sex Cells by RoboticParanoia5-18-03 Want to have sex? Why is he just looking at me like if he was on ectasy? I'm sorry, RP is not available at this moment. He is currently high-fiving the LUE in his mind. The what?
The Wacky Adventures of Me #2: Sex Cells Part 2 by RoboticParanoia5-18-03 Disclaimer: This strip features nasty language. Reader discretion is advised. Yes...wait no...wait maybe...umm...um... Well, what's your answer? JUST SAY YES, DICKHOLE! I thought that was your job in this. Idiot.
The Wacky Adventures of Me #3: The Pointless Sex Conclusion by RoboticParanoia5-18-03 I didn't score. I got confused and started humping a wall. LUEserElite: Wow man. That's screwed up... Yeah. Then that's when she started crying and ran out. LUEserElite: Well, there's other fish in the sea...I hope. Sigh.... So how about them Spurs?
Loneliness Sucks by RoboticParanoia5-20-03 Woohoo! I'm a dog on a ball. I'm the only survivor of this post-apocalyptic nightmare! Watch me on this ball! Weee.... Damn. Lonliness sucks ass...
Deja Vu by RoboticParanoia10-19-03 Our two girls just sit there... Umm...I mean...umm...yeah... And they stand there... And one reveals her sexuality. Mmm...I had my suspicion Leslie, I'm a man.
Is it PC? Or is it not? Is that a question!? by RoboticParanoia10-19-03 Whoa...dude...where are we...it's the apocalypse! Wow, dog, you're right, g! We fought so much, but...man...we missed all of our lives! Hmmm...oh well. Want to see if a 7-11 is still around? If there is one, let's buy slurpees! Nah. I'd rather search for a Hooters.
The RoboticParanoia Chronicles #1: Girlfriend Love by RoboticParanoia3-14-04 Our hero, the chicken is pondering what to say to his girlfriend. Uh oh...what should I say... Wbat is he going to say? Uh oh! Has he commited a technical foul? Ummm...goodnight...uhh...I love you... ! Well that sucks. To be concluded! Umm...it's not that nice to stare... Oh...uhh...goldfish are...gotta go!
Too Offensive #1: The Killer Meets Jesus Christ by RoboticParanoia6-20-04 Well hello, Jesus. We meet again. Who are you? I am your DADDY, bitch! Nah...I don't think that's possible...my daddy's in heaven right now! Ohh...well, fuck this. I'm getting a Pepsi. Ooh. Can you get me a Pepsi Max, please? I'll give you salvation for it!
The RoboticParanoia Chronicles #2: Cross Over! by RoboticParanoia6-20-04 Our lovely hero hits the road back to home. Meow. Oh no! The killer spots him! Well, hello, Mr. RP. How are you this evening. ...shit...I don't have time for this now! I need to get home! Then the conversation waivers to unknown territory. Well...if Chun Li did have a bigger bust size then Rinoa, who cares? They're both sexy. Yes...but see, they beg for Guile's penis, but it's so small...I think even you has a bigger penis then his!
Too Offensive #2: The Killer's Girlfriend. by RoboticParanoia6-20-04 Honey! I'm home! OH MY GOD LIKE HI I'M SO HIGH ON ECTASY RIGHT NOW IM USING RUN ON SENTENCES! Ohhh..well...do you want to go to bed? I'm back from my 10 year odyssee, ya know. NO CAUSE MY VAGINA IS LEAKING THIS WIERD FLUID THATS SLIMY AND JUNK YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT! Do you mean, menstrual fluid? NO IT'S A RAINBOW, BABY!
The RoboticParanoia Chronicles #3: Darkness Falls by RoboticParanoia6-20-04 Our hero goes home to his dark home. Good...no one's home. But someone speaks out! Who is there? REVEAL YOURSELF! And it's back to stupidity for our hero. It's Lane... I don't have a son named Lane! I have one named Chad, one named Nevada and one named...oh. Hi, Lane.
Too Offensive #3: Toons Invisible by RoboticParanoia6-20-04 MOTHERFUCKER! What is it, Vern? DAMN BITCH TOOK MY FUCKING MONEY...Hey! 6 bucks! Wonderful! Now, maybe if you had 50 cents, you'll stop talking about the bitch who took your money, now, Vern! I'm TRYING TO SLEEP! Bastard!