Too Offensive #1: The Killer Meets Jesus Christ

Author: RoboticParanoia

Date: June 20, 2004

by RoboticParanoia
6-20-04
Well hello, Jesus. We meet again.
Who are you?
I am your DADDY, bitch!
Nah...I don't think that's possible...my daddy's in heaven right now!
Ohh...well, fuck this. I'm getting a Pepsi.
Ooh. Can you get me a Pepsi Max, please? I'll give you salvation for it!