All comics by Rockfailure

 

The power of the shoe by Rockfailure 4-23-02
He is a bad boy I got this money for doing something naughty Hello Tommy	Nike gets free adverstising Holy Horny Toads! Its DEATH! Actually, u can just call me Susan	i hate Nike

 

Nebraska by Rockfailure 4-23-02
Meanwhile, in a place that isnt a Nebraska... Yo dawg! U like 2 Partay? I gotts me some MAD fly hunnys, and theys a gonna SUCK U DOWN!!	?	ok, maybe it IS nebraska! i have no WEINER!!

 

When Bender wanted to get a buzz... by Rockfailure 4-23-02
Hey are you a Fire Fly?

 

When Bender wanted to get a buzz... by Rockfailure 4-23-02
Would you happen to have a light? I'm a dung beetle...	Your not a fire fly???? No, I'm a dung beetle...	Crap...

 

Censorship by Rockfailure 4-23-02
Hm. It appears that people hate this comic strip. It says that Rockfailure is a no talent hack that smokes too much dope, and plays with his own feces.	Well, NO MORE! For now on, all comic srips written by Rockfailure will have class! They will have style, AND intelegence! And... and...	Do to Sticky's untimely demise, he will be replaced by a black man and a paper clip. I love you

 

Tender Loving Care? by Rockfailure 4-26-02
Lisa from TLC died yeah	oh well As long as she dosnt make a movie like Aaliyah and Tupac did, im all set!	The next day hm. It appears that Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez is gonna star as Monica Lewinski in "Bill Clinton... Suck Down the Cheif" Thats wrong in SO many ways!

 

ill care so much ill send him a box of chocolates. No i wont by Rockfailure 5-26-02
That was a killer concert last night your telling me!	Hey, whose that guy... that band that sounds like the clash that helped start the early punk scenes of the 70's? um... the clash?	YEAH! Thats the one! If i kill him... will anyone really care?

 

Jon Davis. He is an experience. by Rockfailure 7-01-02
After the KoRn concert hey, i cant BELEIVE you really met KoRn? YEAH! It was the best experience in my entire life!	really? YEAH! Even better than that time 2 black men decided it would be fun 2 let me peirce their penises, and wash them down with aligator saliva!	uhh... i maybe now is a good time too leave... It was even better than the time a stampede of horny wild african rhinos stripped me naked and...

 

Girls say the darndest things. by Rockfailure 7-01-02
After the KoRn concert, the disscussion continues... ... then i told Jon Davis id give him my left breast, and he said hed take it! man... i tried that once... it didnt work	what are you talking about? well, i tried offering girls my penis...	and? they ran away screaming something about "Not if i was the last women on earth, and i was really REALLY horny! Id rather have sex with a duck!" Girls say the darndest things.

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