It's November 6. Yeah, I know.

Author: Rockjock

Date: November 6, 2002

by Rockjock
11-06-02
Friday the 13th marathon, on the new TNN!
Jason Voorhes here. Wait, they didn't tell me I'd be working with some new guy.
Hi, I'm Jesse. I intern at TNN and goof off all day.
I suppose you want to do some clever ad campaign telling everyone how TNN is NOT The Nashville Network anymore.
Nah. Usually I'm the one who talks about chicks and stuff while another guy is trying to be all serious.
Ah yes. It feels awkward to bring this up, but I hate you and will kill you.
Dude, would you shtup one of those Klingon chicks? Totally I would.