Sinbad? In your dreams, biatch

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 15, 2003

by Rockjock
7-15-03
In theatres now--Sinbad
Sinbad, we will set out on an adventure to voyage the Seven Seas!
What is your first command, mighty pirate of world renown?
Man, you be noticin' how white people be like puttin' mayonnaise on food and stuff? Dat's all messed up, brutha!
Oh my God, it's the wrong one! SEA GODDESS! Kill me first!