Aside from defeating Nazism, slavery, communism...

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 15, 2003

by Rockjock
7-15-03
And now...the adventures of Moonbeam Tuttle...International Peace Activist!
Hey man, war is like bad and stuff. Don't you agree, President Chirac?
Mais oui! Zeez Americains, zey are, how you say, cochons de geurre!
Dude, they don't need freedom if it means a brief messy war. We need to reach out to the fellow Iraqi and give him a big hug.
Eef zere eez anything Ah have lurned from ze EU, eet eez that democracy makes for ze bad feelings between ze best frands.
Wow, man. You should, like, seriously go with me to my "Free Tibet" protest.
*gasp* Are you suggeting MOI in ze war? Ah am moving to America, where eet ees safe!