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John Kerry holds yet another press conference deriding the Bush administration...
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| ...and that is why mentioning the war for political gain is wrong. Take it from a Vietnam veteran. Next question? | |
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| Senator Kerry, how will you solve the deficit problem? | |
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| Well, any time I was short of cash in my own personal life, I found it simplest to marry a wealthy widow and incorporate the unearned wealth into my own. | |
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| That's why Japan is changing its name to "Mrs. Japan-America." | |
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| Oh, good. And when it's caught having an affair with Canada will it be sent to Africa too? | |
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