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Author: Rockjock

Date: March 12, 2004

by Rockjock
3-12-04
Meanwhile, the new Bush re-election ads begin broadcasting...
My fellow Americans, we have faced much terriblism through this time of war.
But through your investment, determination, and decreasing ignorance of world events, we have made strides to make America safer.
9/11! ANTHRAX! NUCULAR WEAPONS! BOOGA-BOOGA! Vote for me or Botox Boy will let you die. Thanks, and I paid for this shit.