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| He fights for freedom, when there's an election...G.I. Joe is there! | |
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| Or when Clinton gets busted for using his erection...G.I. Joe was there! | |
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| G.I. Jooooe...a real American Hero! We sometimes use hobbies to show how we fight now...G.I Joe is there! | |
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| We got rid of restrictions, like gender or height now...G.I. Joe is there! | |
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| Always fighting in crazy-ass places! Yes we even go to Maaaars! Man, we go too far! | |
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| We can't get the ROTC on anyone's campus...G.I. Joe isn't there! G.I. Jooooooe! | |
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