Beany Baby

Author: Rockjock

Date: March 15, 2004

by Rockjock
3-15-04
And now, Rocky takes time to sit and interview Magpye's baby...
Hey little guy! We're all happy to see you made it inot the world safe and sound.
Yeah, well it took bloody long enough! What was me mum waitin' for?
Holy cow! You mastered the English language pretty fast.
Me mum read to me when I was in the womb.
Let me guess...biker mags and the usual goofiness we put on thelotusposition.com, right?
Who the bloody hell is this Julia Roberts and why do you hate her so much?