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President Chappelle assembles a new cabinet...
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| Mr. President, since I was former Secretary of State, I should at least be your new vice president. | |
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| Hey man, you had your chance in '96 to beat Clinton and keep him from gettin' into trouble with the BJs. Next! | |
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| As a former National Security Adviser, I feel I'm qualified to serve another term under you, Mr. President. | |
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| Aren't you Condi Rice? RICE?? Damn, girl, even your name is WHITE. You and your Lucy Van Pelt hairdo can get the fuck outta here. | |
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| John Kerry, reporting for duty! | |
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| Yo man, you and yo' Mekong Delta-crusin' ass can get the fuck outta my town! I got a $50 million contract and you the muthafucka wanna raise my taxes! Fuck, bitch! | |
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