Back-seat rider

Author: Rockjock

Date: October 24, 2004

by Rockjock
10-24-04
Funky Fresh Caleb is slapped by the 5-0...
Do you understand your rights, kid? You can have an attorney provided you through public--
Bap bap bap! Save that skeezy fo' yo' mama, who I be ballin' tonight, PIG!
Kid, do you not realize the charges levied against you? The MPAA does not take kindly to stealing its intellectual property.
Psssh, whateva. Yo, how'm I gonna throw down to mah grooves if these MPAA fags is steppin' to me?
Perhaps whoever's doing you in the greybar hotel can tattoo the reason on you so you never forget.
Word? Y'all givin' me a slimmy? Daaaaang. Internet is TOIT!