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And now, a message from the Peoples' Board of Tourism...
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| Hello America people! We selected to represent Chinese government to tell you about wonders of China! | |
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| China is ancient civilization. Wonderful place to come and spend American tourist dollars! With that money, we build ICBMs and blow up your country! | |
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| China also have big cities you Americans love to gawk at while we pick your pockets! | |
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| Hang onto your kids, too! We have many, many sex slave owners who LOVE little virgin kids to sell! | |
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| This is where we live! We are being punished for being orphans! Thank you for the lovely home, Chairman Jiang! | |
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| We got to sleep now! Get up at five tomorrow to make George Foreman grills! Come see us soon, American people! | |
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