Funky Fresh Caleb Raps!

Author: Rockjock

Date: July 9, 2002

by Rockjock
7-09-02
Get ready for the white-bread sounds of FUNKY FRESH CALEB!
Yo, I'm the fresh dog on the mic tonight/The ladies all love me 'cause I rock the mic right
Some sucka MC steps up to the kid/I beat they sorry ass like my momma did
Any foo' doggin' me, I bust out my gat/I pop 'em a cap and ask "How'd ya like that?"
Bruthas wanna be me, playas wanna hate/Foo's don't unnastand, suckas can't relate
Caleb, sweetie? Would you like to go to Chuck E. Cheese for dinner, pumpkin? Wear your purple pullover, you look so handsome in that.
Yo, I gots ta get me a slice, know what I'm shizzayin'? Peace, yo!